Woody Is A Now Serial Killer, Thanks To Chilling Sekiro Mod

I’ve played through FromSoftware’s excellent – if brutal – samurai adventure Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice a few times now, but not once did I imagine it could be improved by the inclusion of Woody – the lovable star of Toy Story, memorably voiced by Tom Hanks.
Clearly, we live in a world where there’s a mod for absolutely everything, and it’s starting to scare me. I’m not sure if modding the sheriff into Sekiro was supposed to be funny, but the results aren’t exactly worth a chuckle – Woody’s cold, unfeeling, plastic eyes become uniquely unsettling when he’s gutting his enemies with a sword, showering his lanky form in a spray of deep crimson.
Observe below. Tom Hanks is gone. Andy is long gone. Only Woody remains, and he’s not happy.

Microsoft has a silly new Anti-MacBook ad
Thursday August 01, 2019

It’s been a while since we’ve seen Apple and Microsoft duking it out in adverts. However, this latest attempt, an Australian Microsoft advertisement starring a Mackenzie Book, might be the silliest so far. Seriously.  Apple and Microsoft have taken swings at each other before, famously with the “I’m a Mac, I’m a PC” adverts, which … "Microsoft has a silly new Anti-MacBook ad"

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Google Chrome 76 slams final nail in the Adobe Flash coffin
Tuesday July 30, 2019

Talk about a slow painful death! The Adobe Flash web video platform has been in God’s waiting room since Steve Jobs vowed the iPhone would never support it back in 2008. Somehow the format has endured like a horror movie villain, slowing down our computers and providing annoying ads for more than a decade since … "Google Chrome 76 slams final nail in the Adobe Flash coffin"

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If you’re wondering who to thank for this Pixar-inspired nightmare fuel, look no further than Nexus Mods user huckleberrypie, who explained; “My cousin and I have just watched Toy Story 4 at the local theatre lately, and since there’s been some videos of Sekiro being modded with funny meme mods I decided to join in on the fun.”
Fun. Sure. I can’t close my eyes without imagining Woody drenched in the blood of his foes now, but sure – it’s a damn hoot.
The mod works with an existing mod that adds GTA: San Andreas’ Carl to Sekiro, while Woody’s character model actually comes from a mobile puzzle game called Disney Dream Treats. That somehow makes the whole thing even creepier, right?
If you haven’t seen it yet, Toy Story 4 is really all about Woody trying to redefine himself and find a new purpose now that he’s no longer the “favourite” toy that he was with Andy.
The film tackles this question in an incredibly sweet and touching way, though now I can’t help but wonder what Toy Story 4 would have been like if Woody got over Andy by heading to Sengoku-era Japan to slay everything in sight with his blade, perhaps throwing his sheriff badge as a makeshift shuriken to blind opponents.

44 People Injured After Wave Pool Malfunctions Creating Tsunami
Thursday August 01, 2019

NewsFlare 44 people have been injured after a terrifying malfunction in a wave pool created a 10-foot tsunami. The incident happened at Shuiyun Water Park, a popular tourist destination in Northern China. Frightening footage shows pool goers screaming and swimming for their lives as the enormous wave rises, leaving the sides of the pool drenched. … "44 People Injured After Wave Pool Malfunctions Creating Tsunami"

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If someone could maybe add some kind of Tom Hanks voice pack to this Sekiro mod, I feel like that could make it a little less spine-chillingly terrifying? Then again, it could just make it a whole lot worse – I’m willing to roll that dice.
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