When Someone Calls You Weird, Hit Them With These 30 Hilarious Comebacks 

1. God, you sound just like my therapist.
2. I’m doing a cosplay of you. How good is it?
3. Don’t throw the truth at me like it’s an insult.
4. This isn’t even my final evolution.
5. I can get a bit weirder, if you want… *wink wink nudge nudge*
6. You talk a lot shit for a dude in cumshot distance.
7. You’ve got to be odd to be number one.
8. Yeah I know, you say it in your sleep all the time
9. Most people call it eccentric, but I see you don’t have the vocabulary.
10. I’ve been called worse things by better people.
11. I’m at the tail end of the bell curve. Congratulations on being at the front.
12. It took you that long to notice?
13. Yeah, I just haven’t been the same since the incident.
14. So imagine what’d happen to you if you pissed me off.
15. Yeah but I’m pretty enough that everyone still treats me like a princess.
16. Fun to be around weird or always know where the nearest exit is weird?
17. I’d rather be weird than boring.
18. Thanks, it’s a side effect of being awesome.
19. You ain’t seen nothing yet.
20. You smell different while you’re awake.
21. I feared it. Now I know it. Knowledge is closure. Thanks mate.
22. That’s what the government wants you to think.
23. At least I’m polite.
24. At least I’m not you.
25. I prefer unique
26. Well that’s just like…..your opinion man.
27. We have something in common then.
28. Thank you! Normal is boring.
29. Coming from an arsehole, I’ll take it as a compliment.
30. No I’m (name).

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