Why Your Ex Should Go Fuck Themselves, Based On Their Zodiac Sign

Aries – Fuck you for canceling plans at the last second and taking ages to respond to the simplest texts.
Taurus – Fuck you being so damn stubborn and refusing to compromise with the people who care most about you.
Gemini – Fuck you for being too lazy to put anything more than the minimal amount of effort into your relationships.
Cancer – Fuck you for expecting everyone else to make your decisions for you.
Leo – Fuck you for assuming you’re always right and refusing to listen to anyone else’s opinion.
Virgo – Fuck you for trying to micromanage everyone else, for trying to convince everyone to do things your way.
Libra – Fuck you for being unreliable and constantly changing your mind about what you want.
Scorpio – Fuck you for being manipulative, controlling, and more jealous than you have any right to be.
Sagittarius – Fuck you for sending mixed signals and being unclear about what you want and who you want.
Capricorn – Fuck you for being such a pessimist, for assuming the people who love you are going to hurt you when they haven’t done anything wrong.
Aquarius – Fuck you for distancing yourself, for raising your guard, for refusing to let anyone into your heart more than halfway.
Pisces – Fuck you for trying to run away from your problems instead of facing them head-on like a mature adult.

El Chapo Has Been Sentenced To Life In Prison
Wednesday July 17, 2019

PA Images Joaquin ‘El Chapo’ Guzman has been sentenced to life in prison plus an extrsa 30 years. The Mexican drug lord was convicted in February for all 10 counts including engaging in a continuing criminal enterprise and drug trafficking charges, among others. The Court also ordered El Chapo to pay $12.6 billion in forfeiture. … "El Chapo Has Been Sentenced To Life In Prison"

Detective Pikachu Is Officially The Highest Grossing Video Game Movie Ever
Wednesday July 17, 2019

Legendary Pictures In surprising news that’s bound to shock everyone, it turns out there’s a market for well-made Pokemon films starring beloved Canadian-American actors. Detective Pikachu is now officially the highest grossing video game movie of all time.  The Ryan Reynolds-starring live action/CG hybrid has taken the top spot from the really very not good Warcraft, which released in … "Detective Pikachu Is Officially The Highest Grossing Video Game Movie Ever"

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